Universe Splitter

Aerfish LLC

Use Quantum Physics to Split Your Universe -- It's the Ultimate Decision-Maker THIS IS THE ORIGINAL! • An App Store Top Paid App • An App Store Staff Favorite • Endorsed by famous physicists And recently featured in: • Something Deeply Hidden best-selling book by Sean Carroll • The Joe Rogan Experience podcast • This American Life podcast According to quantum mechanics; every observation brings new universes into existence. But these universes have been completely useless to us -- until now! Universe splitter helps guarantee that there's at least one version of you who has made all the right choices. -- Sean Carroll; physicist at Caltech and best-selling author The functioning of this app is in complete agreement with the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics. -- Garrett Lisi; PhD; Theoretical Physics Scientists say that every quantum event plays out simultaneously in every possible way; with each possibility becoming real in a separate universe. But that was just an abstract concept... until now! Because now; you can harness this powerful and mysterious effect right from your iPhone. When faced with a tough choice; Universe Splitter allows you to live out BOTH of your options... in separate realities.* No mere coin-flip app can make this claim! Here's how it works: Let's say you have to make a difficult decision — for example; whether to accept a job offer or to turn it down. Just type both actions into your Universe Splitter; and press the Split Universe button. Universe Splitter will then; over the internet; activate a remote Quantis brand quantum device (made by id Quantique; and certified by the National Metrology Institute of Switzerland) which will send a single photon into a quantum either/or state. According to current scientific thinking; though; the photon will actually be in a both; but in separate universes state! Within seconds; Universe Splitter will report to you which of those two universes you’re in; and by taking a different action in each; you will cause these previously identical universes to diverge.* Of course; you won't be able to see or interact with that other universe. In fact; you may question whether anything at all happened. But according to the prevailing quantum theory; there will be two of you pondering whether anything just happened! Right now you're probably wondering: Does this app genuinely contact a quantum device in Geneva? YES; it absolutely does; and we would be happy to provide proof of this upon request. Email [email protected] for more info. As BDembko writes: The real joke... is that it's NOT a joke. Which actually makes it funnier; if you ask me. (Kind of an Andy Kaufman kind of thing) The guy actually went the extra 10 miles... and it seems so absurd to us; that we figure it's a joke. But it's not... which then means it is. This is seriously quantum humor to the extreme. And -- if an infinite supply of universes isn't enough for you -- this app also gives you stylish; retro; machine-age graphics (complete with industrial-strength sound effects) which will underscore the awe-inspiring significance of each twist and turn of your ever-branching multiverse. If you're a believer in the Many Worlds interpretation of quantum behavior; this app is a must. And if you're not; just think of this as THE most random of all coin-flip apps -- in that it uses the most random event in the universe: a single quantum event! *According to prevailing quantum theory. Universes cannot contact each other. Not responsible for user's actions. ©Copyright 2009 Eric Daniels - All Rights Reserved